Digidenis
16.12.2000, 22:04
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... Feel lucky:confused: Update your software!
... File not found. Nobody leave the room!
... "Hello World!" 17 errors, 31 warnings
... "It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it!" (Bill Gates)
... "What the f**k was that?"... ..Mayor of Hiroshima
... (K)ill (R)oadkill (M)urder (D)estroy (N)uke (A)nnihilate (S)moke ?
... 1024x768x256... Sounds like one mean woman
... 20:00:27 Osbrg.{firc^bh on-line at 2400 BPS
... 2B OR NOT 2B = FF
... 9 out of 10 men, who tried Camels, prefer women
... A bad day: "Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 1 CPS)"
... A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
... A shot of reality never hurt anyone
... All great discoveries are made by mistake
... Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
... Bad or Missing Sysop. Free files in all areas.
... Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.
... Ban the Bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
... Best 3D game? DOOK. I mean DUME.
... C:\DOS;\SYSTEM;\UTILITIES;\DOCS;\HELP;\WHERE\THE\F^CK\AM_I\?
... C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
... Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh? [Y,n]"
... CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
... Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
... Coming soon: Doom III - What The Hell?
... Conquistador Coffee brings new meaning to the word 'Vomit'
... Cosmetics: preventing men from reading between the lines
... Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: COMPLETE mean?
... DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data.
... Democracy: 3 wolves and a sheep voting on dinner
... DEVICE=LIFE LOCKED@AGE25 HEALTH=PERFECT
... Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??
... Don't drink water, fish f**k in it
... Earth is shutting down in five minutes--please save all files and log out
... Error 109: Error 108
... ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:!
... Ever noticed how fast Windows run? Me neither...
... Everyone Stops Smoking Sooner Or Later
... Evoluiton is God's way of issuing upgrades
... Forgive your enemies, but always remember their names
... Happiness is 9,10-Didehydo-N,N-diethyl-6-methylergoline-8B-carboxamide
... Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans
... He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke
... Honey, I Formatted The Kid!
... I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
... I tld yo, "Nevertouch he flopy disk srface!"
... I used to miss my girlfriend, but my aim improved
... I wish life had a scroll-back buffer
... Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
... Insert Mouse into drive A: and press any key
... It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
... JESUS SAVES; the rest of us better make backups.
... Let's grab some beer and dynamite and go fishing.
... Life: a sexually transmitted condition with 100% fatality
... Life's too short to use a slow modem
... Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
... LSD: The ULTIMATE in Virtual Reality
... LYF SUX
... MafiaDOS: "Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]"?
... Moderator not found. Begin flame war [Y,n]?
... MOUSE.DRV not found, use RAT.DRV instead?
... My computer never locks u
... Never believe anything until it's been officially denied
... Never stand between a dog and a lamp post!
... On a hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
... Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday.
... Optimist: a guy without much experience
... Origin: PowerNet (127:220/380)
... Out of paper on drive D:
... pkzip -urp pardon.me
... Please return stewardess to original upright position!
... Portrait of President Ronald Reagan: 7:^]
... Press ESC to enter or Enter to escape
... Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
... Reality is just approximation to theory
... Reality is that part of imagination we all agree on
... REALITY.SYS corrupted. Reboot UNIVERSE [Y,n] ?
... Save trees - do everything on-line
... Scratch and Sniff-> Smells like glass, eh?
... Sector not found. did you search under the bed?
... SEX!, Drugs!, Power!, Corruption!, and LIES!...Man I LOVE Congress....
... She has beautiful eyes... too bad she has three of them.
... Sometimes it's hard to live. Like when you are dead.
... Sorry, the brain you have reached is disconnected
... Southern DOS: Y'all Reckon? (Yep/Nope)
... Student Goes Berserk And Mugs Ninety-Five Psychos With Samurai Sword.
... Sure drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones!
... Sylvester Stallone: father of the RISC concept
... The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
... The shortest route between two points is always under construction.
... The Ultimate Virus: A self installing copy of "Win95".
... The world is coming to an end -- please log off.
... There is a bomb on the premises. Please PANIC immediately.
... Thinking: ۰ 37% done
... This copy of planet Earth has been unregistered for 4 billion years
... Tina Turner Kills Eighty-Five Students In A Drunken Rampage
... Track 0 bad?? Don't worry, there's lots of others...
... Troubleshooting Shortcut #1: Shoot the trouble!
... Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unexplainable Reason
... User Failure: Please Insert a Bootable Brain.
... Vegetarians eat vegetables - beware of humanitarians!
... Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of WINDOWS
... Will Write Login Scripts For Food
... Windows 6345634.45a: please insert disk 95 of 5645
... Windows 8783837773.2c! We finaly got it right.(Bill Gates)
... Windows: the $89 solution to your excess speed problem
... WindowsError:010 Reserved for future mistakes
... WindowsError:042 This virus requires Microsoft Windows.
... Yer momma's so fat she got her own area code
... Yer momma's so old she's got Jesus' beeper number
... Your brain doesn't have enough memory, please make a boot disk
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