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Хе... а я-то думал! А они оказывается просто мутанты там... :D
President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits
one of the classes.
They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the
discussion of the word, "tragedy."
So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next
door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over,
that would be a tragedy."
"No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a
GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches
the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a
quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. Bush, were struck by a
missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden,
that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that
would be a "TRAGEDY?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss."
перевести? ;)
Угу!!!!
:D:D:D:DЦитата:
Originally posted by KACATKA
President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits
one of the classes.
They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the
discussion of the word, "tragedy."
So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next
door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over,
that would be a tragedy."
"No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a
GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches
the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a
quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. Bush, were struck by a
missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden,
that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that
would be a "TRAGEDY?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss."
перевести? ;)
ну типа Буш с визитом в школе..
учитель проводит урок инглиша.. дискуссия о словах и их значениях.
Право повести урок передается Бушу.. ему выпадает слово ТРАГЕДИЯ. Он, значит, спрашивает детишек.. что, мол, это значит.. и просит привести пример.
Один ребетенок встает и говорит.. "ну вот, если мой лучший дружбан-сосед будет играть на дороге и его задавит машина - это будет трагедией"
Буш говорит, - нет, это будет "несчастный случай".
Встает девочка и говорит - Вот если школьный автобус с 50-ю детьми свалится с обрыва и все погибнут, то это будет трагедией.
Нет, - говорит Буш, - это будет "большая утрата".
Короче все прижухли.. уже и не знают чего сказать..=(
Джуниор оглядывает класс в поисках добровольца.. Ну че, мол, языки позасовывали в задний проход? Давайте высказывайтесь.
И тут в дальнем углу мальчик поднял руку и говорит.
- Вот если Президентский самолет будет с Бушем лететь и в него попадет ракета, запущенная Беном Ладеном, и взорвет самолет на кусочки, то это будет трагедия.
Совершенно верно!- вскричал Буш, - Правильно! Только теперь объясни, ПОЧЕМУ это будет ТРАГЕДИЕЙ?
Ну.. - говорит парень, - потому что это НЕ будет "несчастным случаем" и уж точно не будет "большой утратой"
;)
Наглости и ума у него.....слов хороших нету:(
А как Вам это: ОМУ в Ираке не нашли, его растащили мародёры и уничтожили, то есть съели :)
ROTFL! :DЦитата:
Originally posted by KACATKA
President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits
one of the classes.
:D:D:D
sps Kasatka.
Может тему про пиндосов создать. Я балдею. :D :D :D
http://www.newsru.com/world/27jun2003/rapist.html
http://www.newsru.com/world/26jun2003/singer.html
ну раз на английском так проперло, то вот вам ещё: надписи на товарах.
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