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Вот несколько приколов с сайта:

On a middle aged woman's t-shirt (who was escorting her elderly mother) at a
temple in Nara: "Just Fuckin' Around."
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YAMATO BILL WRITES:

I'll never forget the young lady in Yokohama wearing a sweatshirt with Santa
Claus pictured on the front in living color, captioned:

"Fuck the old man with the beard".
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JOHN HAMMILL WRITES:

I was in Bangkok, Thailand one day when I saw a beautiful young
woman wearing a T-shirt that read "I trusted the government, now
my dick glows in the dark"

I asked her if she read or spoke English, she said no.
I didn't have the heart to tell her what she was wearing.
----------------------------------------------DAVID BOWMAN WRITES:

One of my favorites that I brought back with me from Himeji was on a label in a
pair of shorts:

"Be a big man on campus, MAKE A STINK!"
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A teenage boy had a shirt reading:
"Shitty Boy"

Seen on a teenage boy's t-shirt:
I fuck therefore I am.

Seen on a high-school age girl's T-shirt in Nara:
"SPREAD BEAVER" (in big letters)
"Showing the Vaginal Area"
(in small letters below it, just in case you doubted the wearer knew the meaning of Beaver.)
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1. On a blanket - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

3. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT
POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT.
WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
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KEVIN DODGION WRITES:

On a recent trip to the orient, a friend of mine who works in Japan was confronted by a man selling T-shirts
outside the airport. The shirts were white with 3 words in bold black block print. These words were:
"S**T , F**K , SATAN"
The guy thought these T-shirts were the funniest things going because every American who saw them laughed
themselves silly (my friend included). The guy obviously had no idea what these three english words meant.
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Down a side street in Roppongi (on the way to the Franciscan Chapel Center) is an advertisement for a bar:
"STICK TO COFFEE AND ALCOHOL"
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BRAD KADET WRITES:

Seen at JR Sendai Station:

"For rest rooms, go back toward your behind"

When you're feeling lost and in dire need, just follow your behind! First sighting in the venerable Japan Railways

Ну а что, у нас тоже таких маек хватало в расцвет перестройки, да и ранее тоже! Фарцы еще и не такое продавали! :)
А вот это: I fuck therefore I am. - даже философично между прочим! :)

Не, мне больше всего понравилось "follow your behind". Типа природа, она сама найдет, что ей нужно. :)

go back toward your behind
ДАО!!!
:D

Не,я просто ржал шо сраный веник:"For restrooms go back toward your behinde" или "Please take yourself to anything you like"-типа новое лого МелкоСофт