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A Fairy Tale...
An Englishman walks into a pub with a cat and a heron. When he gets to the
bar he orders a pint for himself, a soft drink for the heron and a gin and
tonic for the cat.
When the barmaid holds her hand out for the money, the cat starts yelling,
"Give him the bill and get me another gin and tonic!"
This went on for three rounds. The barmaid, wondering what is going on,
approached the man and asks him.
"I doubt if you'll believe me," he says, sadly. "But I'll tell you
anyway."
"I was out taking the dog for a walk this morning when I found a fairy
caught up in a cobweb. I helped her out and cleaned the cobwebs off.
Before she flew away, she granted me my wish."
"And what was your wish?" wondered the barmaid.
"I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy."
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