Осторожно женщина за штурвaлом

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Why airplanes are better then women:
1. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines
2. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
3. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown
4. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
5. Women have more drag than lift.
6. You can adjust an airplane's attitude easily.
7. Airplanes can handle thrust better.
8. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
9. An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection
10. An airplane will kill you quick...a woman takes her time
11. An airplane goes anywhere you direct it to
12. Airplanes are easy to love
13. An airplane is easy to roll over
14. An airplane's cockpit is cleaner
15. An airplane does not get mad if you "touch and go".
16. You don't always have to "hand prop" an airplane
17. An airplane doesn't care who yanks it's stick
18. An airplane is cheaper to maintain
19. Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills