А здесь я просто пал как озимые

From a Radio conversation released by the American Navy:
1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North.
2: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.
1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again divert YOUR course.
2: No, I say again, you divert your course.
1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW.
2: This is a lighthouse. Your call.