Well, Pdiddy, you've heard the man Go eat some blins (pancakes are like whole other animals) with caviar and try not to think about all those fishies who will never have their chance in this cruel world just because you wanted to have the blessing from the Russian God of War. Don't forget the vodka part though.

Could you also clarify your point on the engaging in sexual congregation with the Canadian beaver? That just freaked people out here. Do you have a pic of these beavers? Can it be that they are THAT beautiful?!?!?!