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<head>
<font size=+100>Nado vypitЃL piva</font>

<script language="PivoScript0.5">
<!-- Hide from wife

// global setting

var Money = zanachka;
var head = "light";

body.full = false;

// global functions

function goBar () {
body.location = "bar";
drink();
}

function drink () {
fatalError!!!();
while (body.full != true) {
if (Money == 0) break();
else {
if (wife.location == "near") break();
else {
var Pivo = 0;
Money --;
Pivo ++;
body.input(pivo);
Pivo --;
replika();
}
}
}
goHome();
}

function replika () {
var randomReplika = round( random() * 10 );
array randomReplikaArray = new array;
randomReplikaArray[0] = "O-pa!";
randomReplikaArray[1] = "Ty zachem mne etu gadostЃL nalil?";
randomReplikaArray[2] = "Vobly by...";
randomReplikaArray[3] = "Horosho poshla!";
randomReplikaArray[4] = "Ni cherta vy v pive ne smyslite!";
randomReplikaArray[5] = "Eh, i zhiznЃL webmasterskaja...";
randomReplikaArray[6] = "Sam takoj!";
randomReplikaArray[7] = "Barmen! PovtoritЃL!";
randomReplikaArray[8] = "Kisljatina!";
randomReplikaArray[9] = "A vot byvalochi...";
bodyOnDrink = body.head.voice.output
= writeln(randomReplikaArray[randomReplika]);
}

function goHome() {
body.location = "street";
body.head.voice.output = writeln(ЃLTaxi!ЃL);
if (Money == 0) {
body.head.voice.input = "Kozel!";
body.head.voice.output = writeln(ЃLSam Kozel!ЃL);
setTimeOut(1000000, bar-home.way.length -- );
}
else {
body.location = "bar";
drink();
}
}

//fatal errors

function fatalError!!!() {
if (
Money.location == wife ||
body.onLoad == overwrite ||
bar.message == "Piva net" ||
bar.message == "Closed" ||
head == "dark" ||
body.vertical == false
) {
windows.close();
doors.close();
all.close();
body.location = "bedroom";
sleep();
}

-->
</script>
</head>

<body onUnsleep="goBar()">
<hat color=green size=58>hat</hat><br>
<sweater color=broun size=48>sweater</sweater><br>
<jeans color=blue size=48>jeans</jeans><br>
<boots color=black size=43>boots</boots><br>
</body>

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