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Subject: Repost: Open letter from a FS widow
From: bylli@map.com
Newsgroups: rec.aviation.simulators

Darling;

I'm posting this message in your newsgroup as I know this is the only
way to get it to you since flight simulation entered our lives two
years ago.

The children are doing well. Our son is seven now and is a bright and
handsome boy. He has developed quite a flair for art. He drew a
family portrait for a school project. All the figures were good, but
yours was excellent. The computer, the model airplane, the chair, and
the back of your head are rendered with stunning detail and accuracy.
You would be very proud of him.

As you'll recall our precious little girl turned three in September.
She still remembers that you spent the whole day with her on her
birthday. What quality time it was for her when you allowed her to
watch you re-enact Amelia Earhart's last flight! She was sorry that
she crashed before your plane did, but she was *so* sleepy. Poor
thing. When she asked how come Daddy's TV only had a grey picture, I
told her you were staring at fog. Was I right?

I am also doing well. I went blonde about a year ago and was
delighted to find out that blondes really do have more fun.

Lars, I mean Mr. Swenson, the department head, has taken an interest
in my career and has become a good friend to all of us.

The house is in good shape. I had the living room painted last
Spring. I'm not sure if you noticed it. I made sure the painters cut
air holes in the dropcloths so you wouldn't be disturbed. They were
very apologetic about splattering your charts.

I've discovered that the household chores are much easier since you
allow me to vacuum around you instead of using the feather duster that
makes you sneeze and also streaks your goggles.

I will be at the ski lodge this weekend with Lars and the kids. But
don't worry, darling, we have separate bedrooms, and he is well aware
that I am married. I will try to call you, but if the line is busy,
then I'll know that you are connected by modem with your flight
instructor who is demonstrating advanced manuevers. (I still can't
believe he's only thirteen! His parents must be as proud of him as I
am of you.)

The housekeeper has been instructed to keep your coffee cup filled and
to give you a fresh straw every three hours. Just let her know when
you're getting hungry and she'll give you some frozen pizza to suck
on.

Good luck circumnavigating the world via the poles! Should be a fun
weekend! See you Sunday night!

Fondly,

Your wife

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From: Lee Shand
Subject: Re: Repost: Open letter from a FS widow

I will not be using Flight Sim 5.1 tonight, as I have just wet myself on
the chair I sit on, after reading your message.

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