Вот почитай стишок про сименса шуккерта (не штукера заметь, уже не смешно
). Пилоты немецкие сами придумали
"Ten little Siemens were circling around a barn.
A piston ring froze up tight. nine were left without harm.
Nine little Siemens were playing out to join the hunt.
The spark plugs flew away From one. eight are left to hunt.
Eight little Siemens, they flew up very high.
A piston went out first. now only seven are all right.
Seven little Siemens were flying on top of a spot.
The magneto didn't turn on one. only six are left on lot.
From six little Siemens flew out one with red socks.
Connecting rod salad right away. only five came back to box
Five little Siemens we still have left to fly,
A throttle valve Failed, but Four still take the sky.
Four little Siemens were flying high and free.
A cylinder turned blue, we now only have three.
Three little Siemens are going very Fast.
The bearings blow out quickly. only two who pass the test.
Two little Siemens, flying lonely like Father and son.
An engine seizes completely tight, and now there's only one.
One little Siemens went up in brave salute.
He came up only 3000 metres and now too is kaputt!‘